Satire & Humor

Smiting the Pooch

And other lighthearted tales of divine omnibenevolence

Feb 16 •

Woke Serial Killer Denies Allegations of Racism

The young killfluencer insists he will do better.

Sep 10, 2022 •

Shitkicker Elegy

The Real American’s Guide To Taking Our Country Back to a Fictionalized 1950’s

Jul 29, 2022 •

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Scientists Develop New Technology To End Gun Violence

Researchers at the University of Uvalde’s Charlton Heston Institute of Computer Science, in partnership with Smith & Wesson, have developed a new…

Jun 3, 2022 •

How To Be an Anti-Racist White Knight

Your Equitable Guide To Being a White Ally

Jan 7, 2022 •

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How To Be an Online Leftist

Your Decolonized Guide to Moral Clarity and the Right Side of History

Oct 8, 2021 •

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New Study Shows You’re Right About Everything

Researchers Have Discovered Why You're So Awesome

Jun 18, 2021 •

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